Browse the current Nacho Labs catalog of public products, open-source tools, packages, and experiments. It is the best place to find the work that is actively maintained and see where each project is headed.
Spudnik is a discord bot focused on guild management and adding interesting and useful functionality to your server. It was built on top of some of the most popular and widely used frameworks for extendibility and written with organization and customization in mind. At the bot's peak, it was in almost 200 servers and was successfully scaled to handle thousands of concurrent user interactions on Heroku. With the bot being depended on by so many users, I took the time to implement excellent CI/CD practices and downtime was minimal.
Kirbi is a self-hosted, modular chat bot for Slack and Discord. While there was an official Kirbi bot serving a few servers, the goal was for anyone to host their own instance of Kirbi and only add the functionality they are interested in. I also created multiple modules for integration with Kirbi instances ranging from platform integration (Discord/Slack), to fun (random cat facts, xkcd comics, etc), and also some more involved lookup commands (wikipedia, dictionary, and other 3rd party apis). The focus of the project started to be on adding modules specific to Discord, adding features that were not available on the platform at the time.
System Properties
Computer: Nate's Brain
Processor: Coffee-Powered i∞
RAM: 2 kids + 2 dogs + 3 cats worth
OS: Nate95 Breakfast Edition
Uptime: Since May 2014
Fuel: Mushroom Coffee and Brunch
The Recycle Bin is empty.
(I don't throw away good code... usually.)
Nate95 Help Topics
Getting around
Open an icon, then move, minimize, or maximize its window. The Start menu is still useful, too.
Keyboard shortcuts
Some old shortcuts still work here. If you know the classics, try them.
Explore the desktop
This desktop responds to more than left-clicks. Try the space around the icons, not just the icons themselves.
Take your time
Leave the machine alone for a minute. It might find something to do.
It looks like you're trying to hire a developer! Would you like help with that?
A fatal exception 0x000000HIRE has occurred at 0028:C0FFEE42 in VXD PORTFOLIO.EXE.
The current developer is too talented. Windows has been rendered speechless.
* Press any key to send a job offer.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to pretend this didn't happen.
Error: DEVELOPER_TOO_GOOD_EXCEPTION
Recommended action: HIRE_IMMEDIATELY
Press any key to continue _
Browse the current Nacho Labs catalog of public products, open-source tools, packages, and experiments. It is the best place to find the work that is actively maintained and see where each project is headed.
Spudnik is a discord bot focused on guild management and adding interesting and useful functionality to your server. It was built on top of some of the most popular and widely used frameworks for extendibility and written with organization and customization in mind. At the bot's peak, it was in almost 200 servers and was successfully scaled to handle thousands of concurrent user interactions on Heroku. With the bot being depended on by so many users, I took the time to implement excellent CI/CD practices and downtime was minimal.
Kirbi is a self-hosted, modular chat bot for Slack and Discord. While there was an official Kirbi bot serving a few servers, the goal was for anyone to host their own instance of Kirbi and only add the functionality they are interested in. I also created multiple modules for integration with Kirbi instances ranging from platform integration (Discord/Slack), to fun (random cat facts, xkcd comics, etc), and also some more involved lookup commands (wikipedia, dictionary, and other 3rd party apis). The focus of the project started to be on adding modules specific to Discord, adding features that were not available on the platform at the time.
System Properties
Computer: Nate's Brain
Processor: Coffee-Powered i∞
RAM: 2 kids + 2 dogs + 3 cats worth
OS: Nate95 Breakfast Edition
Uptime: Since May 2014
Fuel: Mushroom Coffee and Brunch
Nate95 Help Topics
Getting around
Open an icon, then move, minimize, or maximize its window. The Start menu is still useful, too.
Keyboard shortcuts
Some old shortcuts still work here. If you know the classics, try them.
Explore the desktop
This desktop responds to more than left-clicks. Try the space around the icons, not just the icons themselves.
Take your time
Leave the machine alone for a minute. It might find something to do.